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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.
Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025
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Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.
Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed
by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025
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fish gloryhole

The act of drilling a hole into a fish tank and having the fish nibble on your cock
The walked in my little cousins room to see he had a fish gloryhole
by biggie brain March 18, 2025
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Love Fishing

Asking someone too many times / often, do you love me?
Question is in a way to surprise the other person or to deviate from a topic.
Asking: Do you love me? Are you still love me? could mean Love Fishing
by Pleya007 March 20, 2025
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Fish taki

When you shove your pinky finger in a Latino girls ass then pussy and then lick your finger
Hey Benny I gave your wish the old fish taki treatment
by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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