Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by April 02, 2024

Johned

Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s

Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?

by TheFourz August 05, 2022

Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by October 08, 2020

Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 08, 2017

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.

Brad got johned by john

by Dangetjohn June 07, 2022

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 06, 2022