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Trump Dump

Oh! I hate such a big dinner that I need to take a Trump Dump!
by thejv022 March 25, 2017
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Trump killed abortion

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself
She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
by You rReal Name March 1, 2020
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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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Trump Dump

When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.
I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.
by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020
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Pulling a Trump

Getting mad at someone for something and then almost immediately after admit to doing the same thing you got mad at.
Guy 1: I hate when people eat my food without asking!!!(20 minutes later) I ate the fries on your plate I hope you don't mind.

Guy 2: you're really pulling a Trump
by WhatEvenHappensNow December 13, 2019
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trump

i love trump
by 🦂🦂🦂 April 16, 2022
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