squirrely fart nut

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.

oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut

by barble ginglhof February 17, 2017

far end of a fart

When you cannot or will not give in

You two would argue til the far end of a fart

by Buggerme January 28, 2017

Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

cum fart cock' tail

A hot, slimy sperm load is cock
injected into a young girl's ass hole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it.

I got the hot twins doing a cum fart cock' tail last night.

by Sleezy Lazzeee May 12, 2006

tongue punching the fart box

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person

tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.

by shmegmanaut March 22, 2011

Hollow Poop Fart (HPF)

when you sit down on the toilet expecting a massive deuce and instead have a massive, loud, airy fart, which feels like it has enough power to part the waters below

I couldn't hold in my laughter this afternoon when I was sitting on the toilet and heard a massive hollow poop fart (HPF) come from the stall next to me.

by RichardTheInvestigator May 7, 2018