John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called
by Tjoll September 29, 2020
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John Danniel

John Danniel, the best person alive. He’s an incredibly empathetic and generous person, always putting others before himself. He cares so much about the people he loves that he shows it in every little gesture. He’s strong and has matured a lot over time, facing his challenges bravely and coming out on top. He’s so considerate that he is always looking out for others, trying his best in everything he does to make those around him happy.

Despite his own struggles and sometimes worrying too much about things, he never gives up. He has a huge heart and an immense capacity to care for and love people. His dedication and determination are truly inspiring, and the way he is makes everyone who knows him value and adore him immensely.

In short, John Danniel’s an incredibly special person, full of admirable qualities and with a love and warmth that deeply touches the lives of those who are lucky to know him.
I am truly grateful to have John Danniel in my life.
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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 March 17, 2016
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John Morgan

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together
John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911
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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
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