Cajargle Job

n. an especially disgusting sexual act. pretty hot if your on the recieving end.

Jane - John whats a cajargle job?
John - Exactly:)
Jane - Where did you hear about it?
John - Magic!

by Mr. Magic aka Cocaine Wizard October 31, 2011

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025

paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.

"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"

by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021

jobfull

someone who is busy

Bro, im jobfull right now.. stop being jobless and do smth too

by I AM THE REAL BSGS May 1, 2024

Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.

Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.

by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016

Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.

I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.

by Cocrates August 4, 2025

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011