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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.
Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.
by pentozali January 29, 2014
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Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs
Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning
by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024
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quick job

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"
by Goochenberg October 10, 2013
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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!
Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
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colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.
Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.
by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022
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