jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017

Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

by Jellystone October 27, 2018

Fuck off reviewers

When you write something cool or funny, that takes you a while (most likely an inside joke between your friends). But a bitch ass reviewer doesn't allow it to be posted

Guy 1: yo I'm writing this funny ass urban dictionary definition
Guy 2: that's cool what's it about?

Guy 1: you'll have to wait for me to post it
Guy 2: ok

*A few minutes after submitting definition*

"Your definition isn't gonna be posted because I'm a bitch ass reviewer"

Guy 1: Fuck off reviewers

by XxpiratexXvboyTV_ July 3, 2018

wax on, wack off

Another way to say masturbate

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

by ShuffleIsScary July 7, 2018

Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018

live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.

Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!

by QuacksO October 5, 2018