man with one nut

Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.

That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.

by Big Slim Islander September 11, 2016

X Files Nut

When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up

When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut

by Lord Wankington The 3rd January 18, 2017

No Nut Sleep Deprivation

When your body is refusing to let you sleep by pushing your covers up with you erection.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to complete no nut November this year. I got struck with some hella bad no nut sleep deprivation.”

“F”

by Fresh Phantom October 26, 2019

big goose nuts

nuts the size of a whole goose

Person 1: yo you see brenden's nuts reccently?

Person 2: yea they're big goose nuts
Person 1: agreed, I think he needs to get them checked out

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020

All nut December

From 1st of December till 31st of December you have to bust a nut every day

Bro all nut December has started we have to bust a nut every day but I can’t fail failing is for losers

by Allnutdecembercreator November 1, 2020

Nut November Card

Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."

by Looink November 2, 2020