Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

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Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.

Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

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Trumping

Lying on a huge scale

Bossman was trumping about how big his dick is.

by BlipBlap128Bit October 27, 2020

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trump

an orange

“trump looks like an orange”

“i need to take a picture of his tan, and show it to the guy who sprays my fucking deck”

by greyst4r September 1, 2023

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Trump

To defecate or soil. A bowel movement.

The dog took a huge Trump on the White House lawn.

by Kaysler January 6, 2021

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Tranting ( Trump Ranting)

When, upon hearing someone's comments that enrage you, you cannot restrain yourself from verbally launching into a tirade of self opinionated abuse towards that individual to your present company of family/friends etc. in a way that becomes tedious to all around you.

The doorman refused our sisters entry to the club because she was not 'their type of customer' . She ruined everyone's night by Tranting ( Trump Ranting) nonstop . ( She knew Jeans were not allowed )

by Juggledonuts August 16, 2017

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