Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.

Be my meat station.

by coolcatdid March 4, 2014

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position

Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.

by mcjenks May 8, 2014

Grandpa staticballs

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa

"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"

by The viking May 26, 2014

United States Begotten

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.

one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.

by Sexydimma June 24, 2014

baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.

Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."

by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015

Full Statham

1) When something that is already badass reaches a level of excessive, over the top action.

2) One step beyond intense, ultra-hardcore.

1) She went Full Statham the last round of the game.
2) That movie went Full Statham.

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015