National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.

Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.

by xVampi February 27, 2025

National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

National ask for nudes day

November 7th Is the day to ask out someone your comfortable with for nudes.
Boyfriend, friend, etc

Hey friend, it's November 7th, national ask for nudes day.

by Anonymous decriptionator November 6, 2020

National hug day

April 22nd
Hug your soul mate

Even if it’s at a baseball game 💛💛

It’s national hug day give you lady a hug

by Addy Gentry April 21, 2019

National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.

Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.

by The Writer of Urban Dictionary March 23, 2022

National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022