kidoloposis

Kidoloposis is a disease you’re diagnosed with when you’re not okay in the head.

Doc: “ I am sorry, you have kidoloposis”
You: “ Oof.”

kidoloposis by BiGpAuLy January 19, 2021

would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

would you like one of my kidneys with that? by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

Script-Kiddie 

An inexperienced and unskilled "hacker" (see hacker) using pre-fabricated scripts in order to break into computer networks, hence he carries just enough knowledge to be considered dangerous, should he be successful, but often is a failure.

That guy thinks he's leet? the guy couldn't program a batch file. he's a script-kiddie!!

Script-Kiddie by THE PAGAN WOLF April 27, 2003

kiddie puddle 

To masturbate with a group of two and more people (both male and/or female) and ejaculate into a one puddle of everyone's cum.

Person: Want to make a kiddie puddle?
Group of people: Hell yeah!

kiddie puddle by NoNoNoNoNoooo December 28, 2008

Cocktail Kidnapped 

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014

One Kidney 

One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.

"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "

One Kidney by AyyItSoundsCold December 22, 2020

refloat my kidney 

The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.

Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.

refloat my kidney by buckonz August 25, 2009