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Long John

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers
by sxccubxs June 25, 2018
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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
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John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.
This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!
by Blazenink September 29, 2022
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap
by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022
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John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.
"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"
by butte phucker August 31, 2019
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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