To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.
I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019

by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023

A Mojo Hand is a Dried Monkey’s Paw. It looks like a miniature Human Hand. You can hold it by its wrist and point it at the one you want to influence (good or bad).
Goin’ down to Loosiana, gonna buy me a Mojo Hand, I’m gonna fix my woman, she’s been runnin’ round with another man!
by anonymous April 5, 2024

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
