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Urban Dictionary

An unfunny website filled with 12 y/o's looking for/making sex definitions because their tiny shrimp always wants to stick itself in their dream woman who is probably way older.

This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.

If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.
by DiamondCob319 September 19, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.
Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme
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John’s Dictionary

The coolest person in the world so he has a dictionary
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Urban Dictionary

A website that's sole purpose is to define a word with little or no vernacular in subtlety creative ways.
"There is no escape from Urban Dictionary my friend."
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Urban Dictionary

This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.
by Lord Trash September 21, 2019
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