Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

cozy job

a 13 year old girl named Lilian kates formally known as cozy, Bubblecozy, who catfished and sold nsfw art that wasn’t her own and lied about her age 5 times (@lilliana2121) a “cozy job” is when one person texts there lover a goodnight message then proceeds to aggressively masterbate with the lover on vc then after one finishes they proceed to start Autoerotic asphyxiating on their own camera and licking it up while the next party talks about cerebral palsy and does meth then they both go to sleep then both proceed to stay on the call while one secretly stays up with their mic, muted putting spells on the next party involved.

yo Darknova can you give a brotha a cozy job?

by DR. Chad JeMichael Kates July 30, 2025

Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.

I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.

by Cocrates August 4, 2025

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

Gogeta job

Go get a job

Person 1: I like playing Genshin Impact
Person 2: Gogeta job

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

Faggot Job

An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.

Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025