Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.

I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.

by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011

Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021

Ed, Edd n Eddy

single handedly justifies the invention of television

ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah

by maltvinegar August 23, 2024

Steamy slip n slide

When someone diarrhea's on their partners back and then they jump and slide along their back.

Hey babe do you fancy a dirty steamy slip n slide

by anonymous November 20, 2021

I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese

A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.

Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

cheese n’ rice

Jesus Christ ( supposed to sound like it )

Ohh cheese n’ rice!!

by Albert frankly January 28, 2018

Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.

Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4

by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024