Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

meat scrunchie

An ass crack with an expanded radius

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021

Meat ball

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.

kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......

by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

Meat nugget

Plural meat nugget (s)

Any particular chunk of meat that can particularly be battered and fried but it is not batter type specific.

Try my meat nugget, it is extra tasty and juicy today.

by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021