Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?
Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
Get the PERK OF THE JOBmug. by Tator-job-junkie October 30, 2025
Get the Tator-jobmug. by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022
Get the colorado nose jobmug. When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work
Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
Get the Ultra job controlledmug. I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!
I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.
He gave me the worst GJ last night!
I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.
He gave me the worst GJ last night!
by Squamies December 21, 2024
Get the Gargle Jobmug. A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
Get the Steve Jobmug. by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
Get the National Blow job daymug.