PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

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Tator-job

A girl who gives hand jobs while being fed tater tots

I was hooked once I had my first tator-job.

by Tator-job-junkie October 30, 2025

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colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022

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When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021

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Gargle Job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!

by Squamies December 21, 2024

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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.

“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”

by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022

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