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Waffle Cone Job

A type of sexual intercourse in which the female (Usually a robust one or one resembling a whale or other large mammal) places a waffle cone filled with ice cream on top of the male's penis. She then eats through the waffle cone and ice cream until she reaches the penis.
Amy is so fat. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Waffle Cone Job the other day.
by Footsteps. August 3, 2010
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Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025
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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle
Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
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