Ur Mom

An insult that most people use if they don't have a comeback for an insult.

Bully: You look like a crippled snake hybrid, who lost their arms in a car crash.
Person: ur mom

by The Definition Pro 😎 September 18, 2023

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ur mom

the ultimate insult you can't hide...

guy1: yo
guy2:ur mom
guy1:AAAAAAHHHH (fades out of existence)

by anonymous September 21, 2023

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your mom

her skirt was very short last night

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed

by 1/;ss September 23, 2023

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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

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