Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019

John cena

An invisible man

John cena is missing

by LeBron James 848324983989342 July 28, 2022

John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.

hey john you are very cute

by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019

Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 10, 2023

John Green

Hank Green’s brother

Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…

by Fat stupid bitch January 4, 2022

John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

John

A john is a short guy who steps on a person's crops for fuhn

John stepped on a crip

by Cjdkjfjfificjfjfjkfkfkfk November 5, 2019