Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.

The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"

by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 6, 2021

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018

Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job

"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."

by cling my shaft January 1, 2010

Mime Job

not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex

GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ

by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018