SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.

Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

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Diablo (guy)

Diablo is a very handsome dude even though this name is rare. If u know a diablo in the world u are very lucky even tho there is less then 25 people in the world actually named in this. Diablo is a hard working women’s guy and if you end up with one of these guys, you should feel as the luckiest person in the world considering this one of the rarest names in the world.

“Do you know anyone named diablo?” “Because I do!!”

Diablo (guy) - he is an amazing person.

by Daddy chicken hands November 21, 2019

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