snooze fuck

You've got 9 minutes, then I gotta go to work. Let's get in a quick snooze fuck

When you wake up late for work and need a quick fuck. Terry was late for work today must not of had a snooze fuck.

by scaryhiccups March 28, 2015

actual fuck

As opposed to a figurative fuck.

After the Orlando shooting, Sophia Bush tweets Donald Trump, "Shut the actual fuck up!"

by VanderV February 12, 2017

Wack as fuck

Dumb, Stupid, Retarded

Viasat is wack as fuck

by Youmomma1986 April 13, 2022

fuck loud

A saying used by Mark poirier meaning to be great or legendary

"Bro logan definitely fucks loud"
"Yo you fuck loud? We should hangout sometime"

by Scrivdog76 June 1, 2017

hepatitic fuck

An insult of the highest quality, used to describe a person so disgusting that a single touch from them could spread a whole basketful of STIs .

Popular variations include "hepatitic wanker" and "hepatitic wazzok".

You seen that Frankie Cocozza on the Xfactor? He is a right hepatitic fuck.

by AnyonrButFrankie October 30, 2011

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

proximity fuck

To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.

Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.

Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.

by SaucyK February 6, 2012