Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
Get the Job Fail mug.

Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.
by Therestareruinedforme April 07, 2023
Get the Queen of Blow Jobs mug.

Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.
Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.
by Atjackmyswagger November 05, 2014
Get the Grip job mug.

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
Get the Swedish Snow Job mug.

bimbo job

A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase
He's going nowhere in that job; it's truly a bimbo job!
by Big Tummy September 08, 2018
Get the bimbo job mug.

Fixfox job

ks fɒks ʤɒb;

A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 11, 2024
Get the Fixfox job mug.

Fixfox job

ks fɒks ʤɒb
A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 13, 2024
Get the Fixfox job mug.