man breasts

Fatty deposit around the upper male chest area. Often caused as a result of over-consumption of stella artois

Look at the man breasts on that group of dopey chavs

by scouser March 5, 2004

man hands

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"

That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!

by CrunkJuiceDC December 23, 2005

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.

1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.

2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009

Elephant man

A drawing of male sexual organs resembling a smiley face.

The elephant man is a drawing that resembles a smiley face, a penis, and boobs. I draw it often, like on desks and walls at school. It realy confuses people...funny

by Layne Whyte December 16, 2006

The Muffin Man

That guy...

The Muffin Man wins!

by Gates May 4, 2004

button man

n., a low-ranking member of an organized crime syndicate

The Don's territory is patrolled by hundreds of armed button men.

by TaintedMustard December 2, 2004

peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

by G-Rad January 16, 2008