John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms

Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then

by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

John

A goofy boy

that mf John is acting goofy today.

by goofyboytalkreckless November 22, 2021

John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.

"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"

by MrFraggy April 9, 2019

john cena

nothing is there

i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena

by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021