empty ass

It is when you have farted or shat yourself like a million times and could have blood shatting everywhere

I have shat myself too much that I have a very empty ass.

by empty ass February 17, 2018

Ass nipper

An adjective given to someone or something that is always on you about doing a certain action and won't stop bothering you until the action has been done. Can also be applied for saying that someone is being an "ass nipper" to someone else

"Is this the final time in need to tell you? Go get the chicken out of the freezer ."
"Chill out mom, I'm playing Xbox. Stop being such an ass nipper."

by Blue_eluB May 8, 2018

Century ass

A super flat buttocks, which looks as if the person with the super flat buttocks, has sat on the buttocks for 100 years.

Dang that girl got that century ass!

by Joe dog fury February 13, 2017

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017

ass jerky

New word for bullshit

Man this review is ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 4, 2017

Ass strecher

A man with a huge chode that will shove it in your ass and make it impossible for another man to get in there

(Oh my ass hurts that man was such an ass strecher)

by Dick moncher March 12, 2017

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016