Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Apple juice

If you like apple juice you have a piss kink.

"Can you pour me some piss (apple juice)"

by peelover123 May 21, 2021

Shmubba Juice

Another word for "Alcohol"

Hell yeah bro im geeked off the Shmubba Juice

by iheartfentanyl February 10, 2024

defy juice

huge cocked fuck with patchy pubes. known to have swinger parties with sellingbussy in which they cover everyone in chocolate and whoever has the cleanest cock in the end wins. has huge aussie hands good for jerking you off.

Defy juice just railed me hard in the back alley after a night out.

by sellingbussy April 29, 2022

Juice

When something looks so FUCKING good.

Those kicks be lookin juice

by balthie August 31, 2019

Juice on a dog

A universal phrase for really anything. It can be something good or bad or really anything else.

Example 1-
Bro 1: “Dude my grandma died yesterday day.”
Bro 2: “Bro that’s straight juice on a dog.”(in a somber tone)
Example 2-
Bro 1: “Dude I just banged a super hot chick!”
Bro 2: “Yo, that’s juice on a dog bro!”(excited tone)
Example 3-
Bro 1: “What do you think of this new haircut?”
Bro 2: “That is such juice on a dog!”(excited tone)

by Cwalks66 January 20, 2018

carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021