bean fart poo energy

when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.

derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.
"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"
by mackipoo198 February 26, 2021
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9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
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penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"
by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 19, 2020
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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".
Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.
by BainImMissingMyTextures January 06, 2022
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She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

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(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 22, 2019
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National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.
by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021
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Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat

Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 03, 2020
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