When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
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Get the poo fart pee butt mug.When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Fart-treat me like that mug.During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
Get the She farted I darted mug.when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.
derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.
derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.
"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"
"thats bean fart poo energy"
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