man muffins

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies

by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

man breasts

Fatty deposit around the upper male chest area. Often caused as a result of over-consumption of stella artois

Look at the man breasts on that group of dopey chavs

by scouser March 5, 2004

Man Bath

When a grown man takes a bath, it is seen as wrong in the publics opinion, but a man needs his bath

Josh: Dude i need a man bath
Mike: Dude, your gay
Josh: A man needs his bath
Mike: True

by jdog1232432 May 12, 2008

Man up

Not wanting to do something because you are too tired, scared, lazy, etc... but once you do it, you feel much better about yourself

Josh didn't want to take out the garbage, but once he decided to "man up" and do it, he felt much better about himself because his apartment didn't stink anymore

by JoshyWashy July 28, 2012

man hands

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"

That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!

by CrunkJuiceDC December 23, 2005

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.

1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.

2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009

Elephant man

A drawing of male sexual organs resembling a smiley face.

The elephant man is a drawing that resembles a smiley face, a penis, and boobs. I draw it often, like on desks and walls at school. It realy confuses people...funny

by Layne Whyte December 16, 2006