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shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit
"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up shit milk?"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"
by Glenn D December 28, 2005
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pimp shit

"Motha Fucka, I got them pimp shit skills!"
by Treble June 17, 2003
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shit show

The most over-used reference to a night of intoxication with friends that ultimatley leads to moments of blackness and dissaray. Girls often refer to there nights as shit shows to help exaggerate the fact they only had two drinks and want an excuse to fuck brad the dickhead down the hall. The easiest way to tell someone is new to partying is by them referreing to a night as a shit show after 2006.
"Hey Teresa , this party is such a shit show, are you enjoying your o'douls?"
by Big Kenny August 6, 2006
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dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.
M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003
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spread that shit

To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.
Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".
by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009
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Shit and Run

Very similar principles to a hit and run but instead of a car you hit your target with a fart and escape the crime scene without leaving evidence.

There are many ways to acomplish a Shit and Run, all with varying results and hilarity. One method, which is not very tactful, is to walk up to a friend and purposfully fart as close as you can to him, preferably with noise and a touch of moist splatter. This is best carried out in an office where the farticle can linger and there is a chance your target is on a chair and you can drop it in their mouth.

The stealth method is by far the best but does not work well with clingers (farts that follow you.) which will inevitably lead your victim to you. In this method you sneak up to an unsespecting person and quietly pop one out. This action can be covered up with conversation but a stern poker face is important. Once dropped leave the scene and watch as your farticle settles in their lungs. For real potent poppers it is best to get as far away as possible to remove suspicion.
Dude! I just totally shit and runned that gruop of nuns
by Mark Townsend May 16, 2008
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lit shit

Something that is so lit, only this word can describe it.
Jim: Hey, how was that party last night?
Tom: Bro, it was some lit shit.
by LARDP May 14, 2016
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