by Treble June 17, 2003
Get the pimp shit mug.The most over-used reference to a night of intoxication with friends that ultimatley leads to moments of blackness and dissaray. Girls often refer to there nights as shit shows to help exaggerate the fact they only had two drinks and want an excuse to fuck brad the dickhead down the hall. The easiest way to tell someone is new to partying is by them referreing to a night as a shit show after 2006.
by Big Kenny August 6, 2006
Get the shit show mug.To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.
Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".
by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009
Get the spread that shit mug.The words that come out of your mouth when you realize your 7 year old hoodrat grandson just stole your car keys.
by Balrog19942009 August 8, 2010
Get the Ohh Shit mug.by Shitfart May 25, 2010
Get the pre-shit mug.Very similar principles to a hit and run but instead of a car you hit your target with a fart and escape the crime scene without leaving evidence.
There are many ways to acomplish a Shit and Run, all with varying results and hilarity. One method, which is not very tactful, is to walk up to a friend and purposfully fart as close as you can to him, preferably with noise and a touch of moist splatter. This is best carried out in an office where the farticle can linger and there is a chance your target is on a chair and you can drop it in their mouth.
The stealth method is by far the best but does not work well with clingers (farts that follow you.) which will inevitably lead your victim to you. In this method you sneak up to an unsespecting person and quietly pop one out. This action can be covered up with conversation but a stern poker face is important. Once dropped leave the scene and watch as your farticle settles in their lungs. For real potent poppers it is best to get as far away as possible to remove suspicion.
There are many ways to acomplish a Shit and Run, all with varying results and hilarity. One method, which is not very tactful, is to walk up to a friend and purposfully fart as close as you can to him, preferably with noise and a touch of moist splatter. This is best carried out in an office where the farticle can linger and there is a chance your target is on a chair and you can drop it in their mouth.
The stealth method is by far the best but does not work well with clingers (farts that follow you.) which will inevitably lead your victim to you. In this method you sneak up to an unsespecting person and quietly pop one out. This action can be covered up with conversation but a stern poker face is important. Once dropped leave the scene and watch as your farticle settles in their lungs. For real potent poppers it is best to get as far away as possible to remove suspicion.
by Mark Townsend May 16, 2008
Get the Shit and Run mug.when you are taking a shit and it is one long continuous piece that is still attached to your asshole.
I was on the toilet the other day and I had to squeese my butt cheeks together to stop the shit train from coming out my ass.
by hispanic panic January 15, 2009
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