Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022

Botswanian meat grinder

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

by Frankhopper March 3, 2022

Meat Monkey

A slur for gay men

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”

by Tweak-er March 5, 2022

meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

by louseinbag May 11, 2021

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

meat scrunchie

An ass crack with an expanded radius

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021