The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
Get the john holetrane mug.The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
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Three first names
Three legacies.
The wieght of a reputation
The reproach of a generation
The memory contestested
The words un erased.
Where is John Adrian?
When was john adrian?
Who was john adrian?
Why was john adrian?
Someone who carried the name.
And every name you gave him.
Someone who carried the reputation
And every word of accusation against him.
Someone who was there.
When noone else would answere.
Who else answered?
Who else had courage to speak?
And so this word is testimony against his name.
For the requests he would not say no to:
And the expectations he never respected.
They said it early and they say it now.
"You where associated with them: the sinners"
John Paul Adrian is a name heavy to bear.
And on reccord the words against his name are reflection of the city he tread
The places his footsteps remain
The fingerprints that cannot be erased
The words etched in stone by a skilled hand
And the memories in secret
Hidden in the mud they threw on his name.
"And they searched him out but they could not find him, for, he would not be found among them when the judgement came upon the earth"
Three first names
Three legacies.
The wieght of a reputation
The reproach of a generation
The memory contestested
The words un erased.
Where is John Adrian?
When was john adrian?
Who was john adrian?
Why was john adrian?
Someone who carried the name.
And every name you gave him.
Someone who carried the reputation
And every word of accusation against him.
Someone who was there.
When noone else would answere.
Who else answered?
Who else had courage to speak?
And so this word is testimony against his name.
For the requests he would not say no to:
And the expectations he never respected.
They said it early and they say it now.
"You where associated with them: the sinners"
John Paul Adrian is a name heavy to bear.
And on reccord the words against his name are reflection of the city he tread
The places his footsteps remain
The fingerprints that cannot be erased
The words etched in stone by a skilled hand
And the memories in secret
Hidden in the mud they threw on his name.
"And they searched him out but they could not find him, for, he would not be found among them when the judgement came upon the earth"
"Hey you remember that guy that did that thing that has never been done before?"
"Yeah that was really something. Everyone had feelings about it afterwards."
"I think that was John Paul Adrian"
"He had no right to DO that!"
"I know what an idiot"
But holy shit
"Who else could do such a thing?"
"Yeah I heard allot about that guy..."
"He was really good at doing that other thing though"
"Yeah we should use him for that."
"You ask him"
"Na man you ask him"
He didnt respect my gender pronoun.
I fucking hate that dude
Yea but noone else is gunna do the thing"
Ok, sure.
Later*
"Wow man that was hallarious i cant wait to tell everyone about this really crazy thing that John Paul Adrian did"
"This is gunna be funny for years"
"Yeah that was really something. Everyone had feelings about it afterwards."
"I think that was John Paul Adrian"
"He had no right to DO that!"
"I know what an idiot"
But holy shit
"Who else could do such a thing?"
"Yeah I heard allot about that guy..."
"He was really good at doing that other thing though"
"Yeah we should use him for that."
"You ask him"
"Na man you ask him"
He didnt respect my gender pronoun.
I fucking hate that dude
Yea but noone else is gunna do the thing"
Ok, sure.
Later*
"Wow man that was hallarious i cant wait to tell everyone about this really crazy thing that John Paul Adrian did"
"This is gunna be funny for years"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. September 25, 2020
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