fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015

fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

fat

Somebody or something that is cool awesome."That ride is really FAT!!Hit the hydros!!",Hey Girl that hairdo you got done looks FAT!!"(ref: 80's talk)

fat

by massivet33 November 27, 2015

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

by dank lad December 21, 2015

nong fat

When you bend over and you see that you have heaps of fatty rolls there. Nongfat

I was bending down to pick up my sunglasses and realised that I had heaps of nong fat

by Wheresthect December 29, 2015

fat chavs

Morbidly obese chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

comfort fat

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.

Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."

by Maddiebee January 30, 2016