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lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.
Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC
by Jared March 21, 2005
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Brown Eye BBQ

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".
Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."
by 8172 September 6, 2009
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Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
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brown badge of courage

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.
"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."
by AzNm0Nk3y July 24, 2008
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little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head
"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."
by Joanna Bailey February 27, 2004
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Brown-eye Burrower

1. A gay person that enjoys penetrating the anus with their genitals or other filanges.
2. Something to call someone in rebuttal to an insult that you have just received.
1. Aaron was a queer, and therefore a brown-eye burrower.
2. "You're a fag." "Shut up you brown-eye burrower"
by McMatty February 7, 2008
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face down brown

When a girl is lying face down naked, and she shits before you put it in her butt.
Damn, when I face down brown this girl the other night, it was watery and she stained my sheets.
by Tritru June 19, 2016
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