Urban Tootsie

Man with female assets (tits and ass) who live in urban neighborhoods dresses and lives as a woman.

Damn! That urban tootsie was from the hood?! Man, that gurl got a big booty!

by jrqix August 19, 2017

Urban dictionary

Some of the weirdest but most genius shit you´ll find on the internet.

Bruh, wtf does that word mean?

Try check it in the urban dictionary, it´s probably pretty bad...

by blergh. August 31, 2017

Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Urban dictionary

A place for random people to put strange definitions for random words.

Urban dictionary is pretty funny...

by J. A. Villam October 7, 2017

Acute Urban Addiction

A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.

The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.

Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.

(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!

by OneBlueGlove January 25, 2024

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on.

You are probably reading this arent you?

Example:
Guy 1: Hey Look im on Urban Dictionary!
Everyone Else: We know

by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024

Urban

Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.

Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…

Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!

Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022