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Trump

?: Hey did you hear about trump?
!: You mean loser?
by HowToBeDaddy101 January 18, 2021
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Trumping

The act of taking a giant shit.
Oh man! Taco Bell really made me need to go trumping.
by Twisted Travlr June 7, 2020
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Donald Trump

Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.

This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.

NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.

Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
Fuck Donald Trump
NEVER vote Trump
Vote Joe Biden
#Biden2024
by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024
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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017
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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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trump

An ugly oompa loompa who has no brain. A person that is very ugly, personality and look wise. Ugly and orange.
Ew look its donald trump, he is very ugly and fat!
by k3imm January 25, 2021
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Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.
I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.
by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023
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