Rimshot Job

A rimshot job is a rimshot that can be done in ANY kind of hole! Example, glory hole, squirrel hole, birdhouse, kangaroo pouches, 45 records, tree holes......

"Lucy, how come you gave Fred a rimshot job??"

by BeatleBabe007 September 23, 2024

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Brown Job

A brown job is typically a job that is done to a high standard, niggers would use this to show their gratitude to each other once complete.

Pathway looks nigger, brown job!

by 丁骨牛排 October 2, 2024

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A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024

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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

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