Kim job

1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.

2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.

Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.

by CasualT23 September 22, 2021

Storm Job

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

glue job

When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.

Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.

by Sticky Fingers 1.0 November 29, 2017

Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie

by Kiteorange December 20, 2020

Whistle-Job

Giving someone with a tiny penis oral sex causing the givers lips to make a whistling structure.

Yeah he was so small I was just giving him a whistle-job.

by Jman the definition December 21, 2023

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021