Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

Juice

used when acknowledging someone incredibly attractive

goddamn he is JUICE
oh alright juice up in here

by doriwbu March 28, 2021

Spider Juice

Noun
A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).

Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.

"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."

by PeterTheHorseIsHere February 11, 2023

Juice o’ the pussy

The beautiful, succulent, almost god-like cream that departs the vagina after you put on jorts

That juice o’ the pussy? It was lethal boys.

by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum April 24, 2021

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

Spunkle Juice

The last hit in a bong where the bowl has burnt black weed with various amounts of ash.

“Let me get a hit of that bong”
“You can try but there’s mostly Spunkle juice in there, only fiens smoke Spunkle”

by CallumFeeney February 14, 2024

Bus Juice

Condensation on a crowded bus or train during humid days. Composition is similar to that of urine. Can be used as fertilizer.

The windows were dripping with Bus Juice this morning.

by 214col November 24, 2017