if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

New Juice R

“New Juice R” basically means when the Juice WRLD Community wants a song they’ll commonly say: “Where is my R?” “Give me my Juice R”

Hey when are we getting a new juice R?

by ineedtimecdq October 2, 2024

cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.

Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.

by ectofunky- November 15, 2024

Juicing

Juicing is taking sips of any drink (Preferably Arizona Iced Tea) In-Between Strokes. Most commonly performed by malnourished gooners, this technique is almost always takes place in the kitchen in front of other people.

Joe: Where's Chris?
Gabe: I heard that he was juicing.
Kevin: He won't be back for a while.

by Th3Intellectual November 16, 2024

Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.

Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.

by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024

skin juice

Any form of bodily secretion typically left on paper money

I liked a dollar bill and stuck it to my forehead with my skin juice for good luck

by Dos roses November 22, 2024

rizz juice

Cum

Damn I let out a load of rizz juice last night

I’ve been holding in this rizz juice for the right opportunity

Thinking of going wild tonight on this rizz juice

by AlkalineGhostPepper December 11, 2024