Dry eyes December

In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck

Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December

by UwU.rainbow.sh*t December 1, 2019

Vagina Eye

If you have an eye infection that makes your eye appear alarmingly red and puffy... but causes you little discomfort, you have Vagina Eye.

Don't worry, it's just a really bad case of Vagina Eye. You know... it feels great.... it just LOOKS horrible!

by Stuffmybosssaid December 15, 2019

Brown Eye

Another name for your asshole

I took a massive shit earlier and I think my brown eye is bleeding.

by Cumagain December 24, 2019

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

Eye Racism

Questioning a person about where they are Looking

Girl: why are you looking at :Me That’s Eye Racism

by Annoying267 January 13, 2020

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020