Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023

Filoni Simp

A Filoni Simp is anyone who blindly loves Dave Filoni, believes everything he says or does without question, and is triggered by any kind of evidence that shows he destroyed Star Wars continuity both before and after Disney purchased the franchise.

This Filoni Simp was in my comment section bitching that I was too harsh for calling "The Clone Wars", Star Wars for people with room temperature IQs.

by The Sentinel777 August 27, 2023

Culture Simp

Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.

You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.

An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?

Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.

by White Chocolatte January 1, 2024

sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023