shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

Winky Meat

The underbutt that comes out of the bottom of shorts.

"You can't go to church like that! Your winky meat is out!"

"That girl's winky meat is hanging out."

by Tuna Stach June 28, 2023

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022

spicy meat

A popular text of Ainsley Harriott

hot and spicy meat

by dank-ass ninja February 23, 2017