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by ikca26 June 24, 2016

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

nope job

A blow job that ends with the guy cumming on the girls face.

“Yeah she gave him a nope job and some of it got on her hair”

by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020

Brim Job

The act of giving a male oral sex focusing mainly on the head or tip of the penis.

My girlfriend gave me the most amazing brim job last on the ride home last night.

by Sav E. March 14, 2025

Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to

He just did a mcann job

by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022

A Mu Job

Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....

His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!

by ClutchLutch April 16, 2021

Blow Job Queen

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.

Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.

by Aheavysaber May 23, 2024