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smoke my pipe

To smoke or suck on a man's pipe or penis
most commonly known as giving a blow job or sucking a guys dick.
Oh man I had Stacy smoke my pipe last night and oh my god she is a pro!

seriously dude

yeah she did deep exercises
by Doctor J March 25, 2008
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eff my life

Feelings of complete momentary anger and hatred. The feeling of "giving up" or sudden loss when something does not work out. This feeling comes over at many moments in life, they may be large and drastic, or can be simple and small things that will not affect you at all in the long run.

Frat girls, preps, and bimbos may use this expression in regards to beauty and hygiene.

Nerds, geeks, and such variety may use this expression in regards to marks, or the difficulty of understanding an academic concept. Sometimes when a science concept is understood the expression "SCIENCE!!!" my be used.
"EFF MY LIFE! My nail just broke broke"

"EFF MY LIFE! I just failed my collage exam"

"EFF MY LIFE! The don't have any more soymilk"

#1:"EFF MY LIFE! I just don't get STOICH!"
#2:"Here I'll show you"
#1: "SCIENCE!!!!"
by grace09090909090 December 25, 2008
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That ship is in my harbor

An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.
Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.
by catfight12 January 5, 2009
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My eyes only

People use this for nudes or sexual film of themselves on snapchat that cannot be seen without a passcode
Jim-no Jessica you cannot get my nudes your going to send them to people

Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"
by Snappychatts March 25, 2020
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Wagwan my slime

Roadman 1: Wagwan my slime
Roadman 2: wagwan bruv
by ItzzMeYaBoiii October 8, 2020
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smash my butterfly

For a woman to have sex and told him to smash her butterfly!
Rebecca told her lover to smash my butterfly!
by hannaclaire June 14, 2016
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Grinding my cheese

A slang term used to express one being angry at someone.
"Man, Billy kept pulling my hair in gym class. He was really grinding my cheese."
by PandaGeneral November 27, 2012
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