Ass Hands

Elliot.

Did you see Elliot not wash his hands after taking a shit?!
Yeah bro!! Total ass hands!!

by RareIsGarbage May 1, 2017

Silk hand

To ejaculate into ones hand

She got a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 2, 2016

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025

Hand Grenade

Nice big firm juicy breast. Primarily refer to females.

Looks at those hand grenade, it is so mouthwatering that you could motorboat it all day and all night

by Menontits November 23, 2021

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.

This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute

by J-keiffa April 28, 2020

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016